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1st ever intelligent pathan..
Teacher : what do u call a person who can not hear anything??
Pathan: u can call him anything , bcoz he can not hear any thing....
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Pervaiz Elahi To Ch Shujaat, Paa Ji 5 Sal Pehle Tou Sirf Gujrat k Log Hum Pe Laanat Bhejtay Thay Or Aaj 16 Crore Awam Bhej Rahi Ha ..
He Replied: HAR QADAM TARAQI KI JANAB :)
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Mulana Fazal-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Hoye :
Reporter: Ap k Hath Mai Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Ap Kia Pahrte Hain Tasbi Pe ?
Mulana : Mai Ayetul Kursi Pahrta Hon.
Reporter: Ap Itna Jaldi Jaldi Aytul Kursi Kaise Pehr Laitay Hain ?
Mulana: Mai Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Sirf Kursi Kursi Pahrta Hon.
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Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:
English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!
Urdu: Na KAru Jano
Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
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Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
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A gud news 4 students
all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections
To confirm goto site
www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money
or life...The wives want BOTH!!
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Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
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Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy
Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi
Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-
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Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U. . . . ;->
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Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?
Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->
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Definition Of GirlFriend . . .
Jo Har Baat Par Tumhain Tok-Tok Ker Pehle
Tumhari Saari Aadatain
Badal De
Aur Phir Saal Baad Bole
"Ab Tum Pehle Jese Nahi Rahe" ;->
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Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .
Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn
Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->
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What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?
They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
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