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Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
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Men always wonder wat a woman want
!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .
And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
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Breaking news..
abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......
Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..
lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
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Ekaadmi tha..!
woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!
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A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
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Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!
SPORTS QUOTA :-P
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One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
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what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
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dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
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Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!
Why ??
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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!
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A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
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What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.
FOOL outside
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What happens when a lion Roars?
Think....
Think harder....
Its easy!!
Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
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ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.
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