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A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
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What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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what brand of tea do people like the most!!!
Prei-tea!
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jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
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Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!
ness-cafe...~
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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
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Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!
But,
now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
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Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
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Hakaya Makaya
Rumba Zumba
Timbak Tumbak
Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu...
Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)
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Are you know jAn|x?
Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
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