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Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,
Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
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Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .
I Promise You
I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
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Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?
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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
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I Was Standing In The Park
Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger
As They Get Closer . . .
Then
It Hit Me . . . ;->
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If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
but but but
LIAR=me
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The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.
We Have Got All The Cricketers,
Said The Angels.
Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
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Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, Wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .
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Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
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Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
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Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .
This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . .
Keep Sm¡L¡nG
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Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
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Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
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Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
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Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
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