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Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
99 chars (1 sms)
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
132 chars (1 sms)
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match
What Do u Think Was The Reason
Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?
No
Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??
NO
Real Reason
Guess. . .
Wild Guess. . .
Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
388 chars (3 sms)
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match
What Do u Think Was The Reason
Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?
No
Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??
NO
Real Reason
Guess. . .
Wild Guess. . .
Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
388 chars (3 sms)
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?
Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .
Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
208 chars (2 sms)
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!
138 chars (1 sms)
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
104 chars (1 sms)
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
133 chars (1 sms)
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms Free krwa dain.
167 chars (2 sms)
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?
2 Sides Hoti Hyn
Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
214 chars (2 sms)
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Then
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
146 chars (1 sms)