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SaMaJh PaAye ;->
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Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???
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One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
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Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..
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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
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Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
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Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
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Give up?
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Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
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What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
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Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
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A: U U Coffee!
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g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
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people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
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