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PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan
[~!~] a m Y
94 chars (1 sms)
LOVE is the second mistake created by god..
ofcourse girls r the first..!!
but the fact is tht both r beautiful.!! ;-
123 chars (1 sms)
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
112 chars (1 sms)
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?
Dhuz?
no
Dhooz?
no
Thish?
Nahi bhai
Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
166 chars (2 sms)
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
9 boys came with roses.
1 boy came with
"Molvi"
134 chars (1 sms)
Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...
Lot kar
aa jao
please
main ne
yaqeen karo
"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
154 chars (1 sms)
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!
1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor
n the award goes 2
Altaaf Husain ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
U may HaV 10 pEoPle 2 Talk
U may HaV 100 pEoPle 2 Care
U may HaV 1000 pEoPle 2 Love
BuT u HaV OnLy 1 Crazy frnd who always Disturbs U ne time
N Thats me ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,
aur
aur
aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?
>>>>
socho...
Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
153 chars (1 sms)
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?
Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-
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269 chars (2 sms)
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
159 chars (1 sms)
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
87 chars (1 sms)