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Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
306 chars (2 sms)
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay
Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya
Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay
dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,
Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,
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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...
Have a glass of milk to think n act better
114 chars (1 sms)
Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JANA MUMKIN NAHI"
134 chars (1 sms)
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta
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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
151 chars (1 sms)
Memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:
Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi
Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera
Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
166 chars (2 sms)
B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
200 chars (2 sms)
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
246 chars (2 sms)
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??
Answer :
Mere Pass
Mere Pass
NOKIA Hai Aur Usme
BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
183 chars (2 sms)
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.
One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,
And He Replied
22 Girls,
33 Boys And Me"
166 chars (2 sms)
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???
A-Crow-t
77 chars (1 sms)
What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
101 chars (1 sms)