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A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
339 chars (3 sms)
merey pyar kee umar ho itni sanam
tu mar b jaye to,meri khushi na ho kam
89 chars (1 sms)
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,
chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
174 chars (2 sms)
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
215 chars (2 sms)
tujh sey bichchar k zinda hein,
shaad hein, Tabinda hein
72 chars (1 sms)
mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,
tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,
"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!
mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,
"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
277 chars (2 sms)
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
244 chars (2 sms)
agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,
Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.
224 chars (2 sms)
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,
1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
335 chars (3 sms)
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?
Naheen! hmmmmm
Meinein millaya hai!
Kaisay?
Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.
Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
257 chars (2 sms)
B.V Lani hai mujhay Wo Chant Kr,
Rakh Sakoon jisay Ghar mE dAnT Kr,
Shair KEH letI Ho wO aRAm sE,
J¡N ko Chupwaon mE aPNAy NaAM se.
137 chars (1 sms)
1st Frnd:Yar Wo Najoomi To Bra Pohncha Hoa Nikla
Us Ne Asad Se Kaha Tha K Us Ki Zindagi Mein Bray Utaar Cherhao Ayein Ge
Or Waqaee Wo Lift Operator Bn Gya He
163 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha
Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha
"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"
151 chars (1 sms)
Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Dar Dar Phirte Han Gam E Ishq Ke Maare
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Laado Ke Lashkaraee
Jagg Magg Kapre Sareey
160 chars (1 sms)
Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?
Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...
Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai
171 chars (2 sms)