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Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
95 chars (1 sms)
Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke
Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke
Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke
532 chars (4 sms)
Tamam Gunahon Ki Saza
ALLAH Jab Tak Chahay Talta Rehta Hy
Lkin Waldain Ke Nafrman Ko
Uski Zndge Me He Saza Deta He
Love Your Parents !
Respect them
156 chars (1 sms)
Eik bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa
Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon
78 chars (1 sms)
Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!
136 chars (1 sms)
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.
Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?
Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
150 chars (1 sms)
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.
Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?
Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
173 chars (2 sms)
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.
Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,
Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?
Wife:Haan.
Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
397 chars (3 sms)
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.
Friend:Q ?
Pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"
176 chars (2 sms)
Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.
Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....
Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
164 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
156 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"
Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.
Teacher:What is this ?
Student:Ladies First
166 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
123 chars (1 sms)
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
140 chars (1 sms)
Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
137 chars (1 sms)