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Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din
183 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.
Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
214 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,
Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?
Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
192 chars (2 sms)
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
416 chars (3 sms)
(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)
Ajab andaaz hain mere,
Hazaaron raaz hain mere,
Anokhe saaz hain mere,
Sabhi aijaz hain mere,
Kaise abhaam hain mere,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,
Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,
Yahi to kaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,
Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,
Nasheela jaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.
474 chars (3 sms)
is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa rahi hai
tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
90 chars (1 sms)
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
144 chars (1 sms)
Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
112 chars (1 sms)
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
160 chars (1 sms)
Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,
Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Zabt karo to behtar hai,
Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,
Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,
Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,
Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
327 chars (3 sms)
Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
154 chars (1 sms)
A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,
His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?
Boy:Yes,i am.
Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
245 chars (2 sms)
Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
169 chars (2 sms)
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
145 chars (1 sms)
Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
150 chars (1 sms)