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2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
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A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future
But
A beautiful future can give you many beautiful girls.
108 chars (1 sms)
Yaadon ko bhulane mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Aankhon ko sulaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Kisi shakhs ko bhula dena itna aasan nahi hota,
Dil ko samjhaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Bhari mehfil mein jab koi achanak yaad aajaye,
Phir aansoo chupaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai,
Jo shakhs jaan se bhi pyara ho wo achanak door hojaye,
Dil ko yakeen dilaney mein kuch dair to lagti hai.
398 chars (3 sms)
Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.
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Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,
Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
172 chars (2 sms)
Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,
Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,
Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,
Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,
Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,
Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,
Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,
Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,
KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,
Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,
Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,
Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.
434 chars (3 sms)
macher ne 1admi ko
din me kata
admin ne kaha tum to raat me kaattay hona?
macher bola
zardari ka dor hai
ghar k halat
kharab hein
overtime ker raha
hoon.
159 chars (1 sms)
A line said by a friend to his friend after both got busy in their lives & didn't contact each other.
"Miss your smile a lot but I miss my own smile more"
154 chars (1 sms)
Jo mil gaya uska shukar ada kiya karo"Faraz"
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Zaruri nahi hai k har baar chai k sath samosey hon.
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Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ?
Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ?
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Girl replied:
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Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
166 chars (2 sms)
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
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Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.
2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
234 chars (2 sms)
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.
Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
170 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
169 chars (2 sms)
Hum to uski har khuwahish puri karne ka wada kar baithy "Faraz",
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Humein kya pata k humein chorna bhi uski ek khuwahish thi.
129 chars (1 sms)