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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
130 chars (1 sms)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
133 chars (1 sms)
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
153 chars (1 sms)
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
160 chars (1 sms)
There have been many time in 2010
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2011.
165 chars (2 sms)
2011 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
313 chars (2 sms)
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
279 chars (2 sms)
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
268 chars (2 sms)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
225 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
129 chars (1 sms)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.
82 chars (1 sms)
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
167 chars (2 sms)
Shono Shono
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Han Jee
Bolo Bolo
Detho
Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai
Hay..
Lekin Shab Sho Lay Ha
164 chars (2 sms)
Dear Customer,
Ur Remaining Sleeping Time Has Expired.
So..
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
&
Get Up.
&
Say 2 All
|””V””|
G(,”)(“,)D
L__M__I (‘,’)Rning!!
167 chars (2 sms)
Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
While Enjoying The Roses.
146 chars (1 sms)