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Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..
474 chars (3 sms)
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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Ufone ka new package.
"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr
us sa cheen lejiay"
Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
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''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''
Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"
R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.
Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
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Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.
Pakistan,
in 15 mins
the machine was stolen.
320 chars (2 sms)
JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.
1.Science say gira Arts may atka
2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara
3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag
4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka
5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay
6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati
7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana
8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera
323 chars (3 sms)
BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.
158 chars (1 sms)
Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.
Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.
Tang a kar aik ne kaha:
janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.
Thore se chaval de dain.
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Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
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.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
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A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
158 chars (1 sms)
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
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Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
162 chars (2 sms)
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons
Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.
Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.
Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
163 chars (2 sms)