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Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai
Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
169 chars (2 sms)
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
166 chars (2 sms)
Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo
Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?
Wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao
168 chars (2 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.
453 chars (3 sms)
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai
Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.
But I Like The Way You Think...
227 chars (2 sms)
acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?
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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!
105 chars (1 sms)
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I''m in GALA . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
310 chars (2 sms)
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"
she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"
every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,
Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
528 chars (4 sms)
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
141 chars (1 sms)
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
133 chars (1 sms)
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..
158 chars (1 sms)
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..
kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !
132 chars (1 sms)
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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.
306 chars (2 sms)
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?
Apki baat nahi horahi janab,
AB SOCHEN,
OR SOCHEN,
BATAYEN NA!
NAHI-PATA?
"POPCORN"
163 chars (2 sms)
Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay
187 chars (2 sms)