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Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?
Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...
Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai
171 chars (2 sms)
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
154 chars (1 sms)
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
130 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
163 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf Teen (3) Cheezon Sy Buhut Parishan Hay.
No:1 Long March
No:2 Nawaz Sharif
And
So Simple
Apun K Sms Se !
146 chars (1 sms)
Maa
Maaaa
Maaaaaa
Maaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaa
Maaaaaaaaarch
What iz dis?
Stupid..!
This iz
"LONG MARCH"
155 chars (1 sms)
Kajra Re"
If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?
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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
156 chars (1 sms)
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go
4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
141 chars (1 sms)
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,
UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,
JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,
MunqAtA krdi jAygi
ShukriyA
179 chars (2 sms)
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
189 chars (2 sms)
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
115 chars (1 sms)
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"
Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
102 chars (1 sms)
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;
"BOLAY TO"
Sali Ek dUM . . .!"
1 2 ka 4
1 2 ka 4
120 chars (1 sms)
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
121 chars (1 sms)
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,
arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
84 chars (1 sms)