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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan
Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
146 chars (1 sms)
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please.....
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
139 chars (1 sms)
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi
147 chars (1 sms)
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
136 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
145 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status
Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
145 chars (1 sms)
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.
Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
149 chars (1 sms)
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
149 chars (1 sms)
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,
yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
141 chars (1 sms)
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
budget k baad b waheen par Pakistan hai,
waziron kee khusiyani, aur awam pareshan hai
131 chars (1 sms)
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?
aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
109 chars (1 sms)
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey
to mein batata hoon
"Chalein KFC"?
203 chars (2 sms)
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight
Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"
Then
He Said:
0300-******* ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
If You Tried Your Best
And
You Failed
The Lesson You Would Learn
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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland
Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him
Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King
They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"
Nepolean Said :
"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"
290 chars (2 sms)