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If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Teacher To Pathan :
"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...
Pathan:
Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
125 chars (1 sms)
A Gun Can Kill Sum1
Fire an Burn Sum1
Wind Can Chill
Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart
But
Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..
KeEp iNg
170 chars (2 sms)
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...
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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...
But
Remember
Whatever You Do
You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
211 chars (2 sms)
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???
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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->
207 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi Ko Darya K Duusri Taraf
Aata Piswaney Jana Tha
Tou Batao Wo Kis Terha Jaye Ga ???
Jahil Soch Kia Rahe Ho
Aatey Ko Koi Piswata Hy Kia ??? ;->
226 chars (2 sms)
I
H a v e
B e e n
W R O N G
A l w a y z
T h a t '' s
W h e n
I
T h i n k
I
A m
W R O N G .... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
173 chars (2 sms)
Professional Lover''s:
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
454 chars (3 sms)
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.
Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
165 chars (2 sms)