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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
138 chars (1 sms)
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,
Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,
Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,
142 chars (1 sms)
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
143 chars (1 sms)
Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me
Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?
All Girls Shoutd Loudly
Hamara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!
143 chars (1 sms)
1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :
Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,
Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,
Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A
Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A
Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha
Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?
277 chars (2 sms)
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?
Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
112 chars (1 sms)
Meri Qoum K Bahadur Jawano Utho
Kab Tak Sote Rahoge?
Qoum Par ye Waqt Bohat Bhari Ha
Utho Jaldi Karo,Jute Chapal Sab Chorhdo
Utility Store Par Aata Agya Ha
162 chars (2 sms)
"~"loVe"~"
Starts Frm Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
But 2day
''''loVe"
Starts Frm Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
172 chars (2 sms)
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha
"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"
Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha
Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
171 chars (2 sms)
Agar Allah Hamare Awam Ko Aqal Dede To Keya Hoga..?
Qazi Husen Kele Beche Ga.
Molana F.Rahman Bas Men Conductari Kare Ga.
Ch.Brothar''s Bhenson K Bare Me Dudh Jama Kare Ge..
Zardari Amrikion Ke Kutte Nehlae Ga..
Sh Rashid Hira Mandi Men Dalali Kare Ga..
Nawaz Sharef Arbion K Ount Charrae Ga..
Musharaf..
P.C Karachi K Gate Pe Pagri Bandh K Khara Hoga Mere Or Tumhare Leye Gate Kholne..
Or Altaf Hussen Bason Mei Manjan Beche Ga.. ;->
453 chars (3 sms)
Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
164 chars (2 sms)
A Fool Can Ask More
Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer
No Wonder So Many
Husbands
R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
125 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha
Wrong Number
140 chars (1 sms)
Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
133 chars (1 sms)
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?
hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
126 chars (1 sms)