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Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.
Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.
Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge
Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne
Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
173 chars (2 sms)
Professional Lover''s:
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
454 chars (3 sms)
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.
Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
165 chars (2 sms)
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
98 chars (1 sms)
Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!
145 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
125 chars (1 sms)
New Song
"EK MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU AISA LAGA"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey Total Azaab
Jesey Aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi Sarrta Hua
Ek MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU Aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey Shetan Ka Roop . . .;->
340 chars (3 sms)
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.
Socho. . .
QAWWALI
§M§ K¡||3r
224 chars (2 sms)
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
203 chars (2 sms)
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
203 chars (2 sms)
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?
Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
98 chars (1 sms)
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .
Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
117 chars (1 sms)
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?
Dr: Y?
Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K
Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
169 chars (2 sms)
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ
Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
105 chars (1 sms)
Faraz In English Mood
A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...
Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
124 chars (1 sms)