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Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi
Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...
Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Why Can A Man Not Be
Handsome And Intelligent
At The Same Time? ....
Because He Would Be A
Woman Then ... ;->
131 chars (1 sms)
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .
Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .
"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
137 chars (1 sms)
Marriage Is When
A Man And Woman
Becomes One ...
The Troubles Starts
When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
127 chars (1 sms)
Alwayz Remember ...
When SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "
But
When HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
147 chars (1 sms)
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Tik
Tik
"Duzzzzz"
Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
100
Ri ...
Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
336 chars (3 sms)
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
94 chars (1 sms)
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Identification Of
Students ...
Books In Bag,
Faisalabad
Books In Hands
Sialkot
Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore
W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
162 chars (2 sms)
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
281 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
330 chars (3 sms)
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
163 chars (2 sms)