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ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...
>> OBAMA
>> OSAMA ...
171 chars (2 sms)
Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...
Magar
Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->
148 chars (1 sms)
Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony
But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On Fire. ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
According To A New
Study ....
''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''
Especially
''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
So He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->
206 chars (2 sms)
Wo Dekho!
Ammi.
Abbu.
Bhaiya.
Baji.
Jaldi Aao.
Amazing...!
Us
Gher
Mein
Light Hai ;->/
120 chars (1 sms)
A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.
Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
162 chars (2 sms)
Aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha.
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Raat 2 baje yaad aaya.
.
.
.
.
.
AAJ TOU JALDI SONA THA ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Memons Background
Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Zubair Motiwala
Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi
Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli
Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar
Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim
Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
327 chars (3 sms)
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
103 chars (1 sms)
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
149 chars (1 sms)
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
126 chars (1 sms)
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
113 chars (1 sms)
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
192 chars (2 sms)