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Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
119 chars (1 sms)
A Black Guy Was
Given A Pair Of Wings
By God
He Asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now An Angel ?"
God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You Are
A Bat" ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
I Know A Lot About
Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly
Which Way It''s
Coming ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
140 chars (1 sms)
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,
Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,
Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,
Wo Boli "PAPPU"
Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
176 chars (2 sms)
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
"Demag" Yar..... :->
152 chars (1 sms)
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
134 chars (1 sms)
Balance Sharing Day
Today Is Balance Sharing Day,
So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The
Proof Of Ur Friendship
With Me
Happy Balance Day... ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
T H O U G H T Of The Day
Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,
Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????
Zara Sochyey,,,
KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
296 chars (2 sms)
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
167 chars (2 sms)
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?
Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost
How ... ?
Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?
U Must Be Thinking
"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"
But
Its Now
"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k
I m So Sweet ;->
195 chars (2 sms)