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HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.
HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..
HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.
Haommmm !!!
Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.
sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.
Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.
WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL
HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"
HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.
::sMs G@MBlr::
356 chars (3 sms)
UpDate Msg...!!!
Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?
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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.
Now GirL RepLied
Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi
::sMs G@Mblr::
327 chars (3 sms)
AwAM ki PurzOr FArmAiSh pAr...
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Aik bAr Phir:
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EiD MubArAk... =P ;-
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Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That
All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,
Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
163 chars (2 sms)
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Na Eid Mubarak
Na Birth Day
Na New Year Mubarak
Sirf Or Sirf
Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
124 chars (1 sms)
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
240 chars (2 sms)
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.
It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
167 chars (2 sms)
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"
Lady:Y?
Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
173 chars (2 sms)
"Tip Of Da Day"
3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
166 chars (2 sms)
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
169 chars (2 sms)
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
136 chars (1 sms)
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
136 chars (1 sms)
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
165 chars (2 sms)
> > Law Of Love < <
"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
274 chars (2 sms)