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A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run
265 chars (2 sms)
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
135 chars (1 sms)
In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,
This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:
''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano
''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.
169 chars (2 sms)
1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha
Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.
Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.
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What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
126 chars (1 sms)
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikah parha dia,
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?
Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"
Larke ne 100 rupe diye
Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya
Molvi ne dekha to bola:
Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
321 chars (3 sms)
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
1 Of the Most Entertaining Place In Pakistan Is
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Parliment hoUse...;->
128 chars (1 sms)
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
107 chars (1 sms)
Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..
"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
174 chars (2 sms)
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..
Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?
Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?
To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
225 chars (2 sms)
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..
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Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
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Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
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Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..
171 chars (2 sms)
Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..
Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
204 chars (2 sms)
Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
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