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Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.
171 chars (2 sms)
Easy way to kill an ant.
Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
446 chars (3 sms)
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
130 chars (1 sms)
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
333 chars (3 sms)
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Jahaz tofan me ghir gya
CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?
A man raisd hand
CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies
Pandit2-Why?
Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
107 chars (1 sms)
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha
To
To
Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
103 chars (1 sms)
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushio''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
137 chars (1 sms)
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
160 chars (1 sms)
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
103 chars (1 sms)
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
130 chars (1 sms)