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FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
145 chars (1 sms)
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,
kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
128 chars (1 sms)
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
170 chars (2 sms)
What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
174 chars (2 sms)
Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,
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Warid
Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)
176 chars (2 sms)
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???
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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
120 chars (1 sms)
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D
162 chars (2 sms)
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
123 chars (1 sms)
YuN to BohAt hAiN ZAmAne mEi sMs kArnE wALe "PAppu" , , ,
Woh Kehte hAiN
''''HumAyuN" kA AndAz-e-SeNdinG hE kuCh Or hAi.. =P ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Aik Memon ne apna ghar construct kia,
construction k baad uper wale part pe color kia,
r neeche wale part pe likh dia
"same as abovE"... ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe
k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana
rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya
Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe
ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr
dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha,
bhook main zyada taqat hy.
Pichli bench se awaz ayi
Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->
317 chars (2 sms)
Chhor de awaam ko karna tang "ZARDARI"
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warna "TALIBAN" ko de denge teri jaan ki supari.
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tab he ja k kholey ga tu "DOUBLE SAWARI". . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Motivational Thought
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I''m planning to...
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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
331 chars (3 sms)
Karachi girl to boy
"khwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah,
Na sheher me hai aman na mehfooz koi jagah,
Boy: Qaid k mazaar pe chali aa be dharrak,
Millat ka paasban hai Muhammad Ali Jinnah..!
216 chars (2 sms)
Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->
167 chars (2 sms)