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A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
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I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
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1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
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KNOWLEDGE WEEK
Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti
Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai
Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya
Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.
Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai
Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.
They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.
They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat ''SHARAM''. :-P
342 chars (3 sms)
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:
Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
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"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)
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1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak" ;p : )
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Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
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1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
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American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z
"Soda Water" ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy
Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)
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A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
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I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
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