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Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
298 chars (2 sms)
Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)
454 chars (3 sms)
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,
Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,
Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery
1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.
Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.
Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek
"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
361 chars (3 sms)
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
150 chars (1 sms)
Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia
303 chars (2 sms)
Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
141 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"
Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
155 chars (1 sms)
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
254 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
216 chars (2 sms)
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
142 chars (1 sms)
Difference Between Friend & Wife
You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"
But
Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"
161 chars (2 sms)