Search Results for 'i'
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
130 chars (1 sms)
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
314 chars (2 sms)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
"MERI JAN KATREENA"
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
331 chars (3 sms)
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Jaan
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Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan chor do meri
Mere sMs k Deewano
Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet
You''ll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."
Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
121 chars (1 sms)
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...
Kyun k
CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
158 chars (1 sms)
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
143 chars (1 sms)
Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,
Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
135 chars (1 sms)
Ustad : Agar Me Tmhary Walid Ko Rs 5000 Dun
Un Ko 2000 Ki Zarurat Ho To
Kitne Wapas Mil Jange?
Student :1 B Nhi
Ustd : Hisab Nhi Janty
Student : Ap Mere Baap Ko Nahi Jante..
185 chars (2 sms)
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
166 chars (2 sms)