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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
:-D
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Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?
Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,
5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,
weekends pr bijli totaly free,
rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,
bijli TM HI TO HO,
unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,
bijli the smart choice,
isse sasti srf mombti
334 chars (3 sms)
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!
Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..
Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
168 chars (2 sms)
PAHELI Of THE DAY.
Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
170 chars (2 sms)
Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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"BE-GAIRTI'''':-):-o
177 chars (2 sms)
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
Sending You A Cheque Of
Rs Hapinessssss/-
When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE
Withdraw it From My Account
&
Whenever U r Too HAPPY
Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
176 chars (2 sms)
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..
119 chars (1 sms)
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy
Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.
Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
317 chars (2 sms)
Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
169 chars (2 sms)
Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...
"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)
182 chars (2 sms)
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho
2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
174 chars (2 sms)