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Is number par ghor karo k ye wohi number hai na?
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Jis par tmhain sms karty Huye mout aati hai. :-)
191 chars (2 sms)
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
173 chars (2 sms)
GOLDEN WoRDS
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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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157 chars (1 sms)
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are
Devils &
I Married Their Queen. :-)
104 chars (1 sms)
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
179 chars (2 sms)
man:I''d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u''ve dog?
Man:Yes
sale:Wr?
Man:home
Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
next day
man:do u''ve cat food?
Sale:whr''s cat?
Man:home
Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
428 chars (3 sms)
Ye Watan Humara Hai...
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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
89 chars (1 sms)
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !
"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
91 chars (1 sms)
Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?
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Nahi Pata
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Socho?
Think
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Simple Yaar
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"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
178 chars (2 sms)
Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
Uthamam dadadath padham,
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madiam padham thuchuk thuchuk,
kanishtam thur thuria padham,
sur suri paranag ghatgum... =P
In sh0rt,
Poooooon... ;->
357 chars (3 sms)
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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...
apke sms nhe aa rahe!
sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
171 chars (2 sms)
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
171 chars (2 sms)
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
156 chars (1 sms)