Search Results for 'ana'
Moral Of Movie Race ...
...
...
...
Chup Chup K Shaadi Kerni Ho tou Kbhi CAPE TOWN
Nahi Jana
Wahan Marriage Bureau Main amera''s Lage Hyn ... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye
Dukandar: Nap Batayen?
Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
165 chars (2 sms)
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,
Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,
phir bhi koi gham de to,
9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai
Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai
Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho
To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai
HAPPY ENDINGS
Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua
Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
465 chars (3 sms)
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
169 chars (2 sms)
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
.
.
.
Ik Ye ..
.
.
.
.
.
.
99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
108 chars (1 sms)
A Smile
Is An Inexpensive Way ...
To Change Ur Looks ...
Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana
Werna Log MALUNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn
Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
336 chars (3 sms)
Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:
Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota Sabko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....
Shadi Ho Gayi..
.
.
.
..
Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI
309 chars (2 sms)
I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye
Only
4
My
LOVE
"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da"
187 chars (2 sms)
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
161 chars (2 sms)
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.
Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
119 chars (1 sms)
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,
Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,
ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,
teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,
Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
310 chars (2 sms)
hello! kaisay ho. mein tum par aik Film bananey kee soch raha hoon jiss mein tum bataor Hero kaam karo ghey.Fikar na karo 12larkion k sath tumhara affair ho gha.
11 tumhein chord jayein ghee aur 12 veen tumhein Goli maar dey ghee iss tarha film Khatam ho jaye ghee.
Oh Film ka naam to batana hee bhool gaya, Film ka naam hai"App Close Up kyun naheen kartey hein?"
379 chars (3 sms)
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
177 chars (2 sms)