Search Results for 'ana'
Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"
314 chars (2 sms)
Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana
"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"
152 chars (1 sms)
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...
Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
97 chars (1 sms)
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
311 chars (2 sms)
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy
TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy
2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr
Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
152 chars (1 sms)
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
161 chars (2 sms)
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
323 chars (3 sms)
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
252 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?
American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain
Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,
Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,
Hum Log To Choron Ko
PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
298 chars (2 sms)
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
146 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Sunday He..
Koshis To Karo..
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe
Nahaye..
Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo
Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
148 chars (1 sms)
Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai
Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.
Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin
153 chars (1 sms)
CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?
WaitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.
CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?
Waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->
171 chars (2 sms)