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1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
260 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
163 chars (2 sms)
Dedicated to BHAI LOG...
Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota
Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota
Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta
Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta
Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata
Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta
Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
463 chars (3 sms)
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha
Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal
Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal
Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha
Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal
186 chars (2 sms)
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
140 chars (1 sms)
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
297 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
144 chars (1 sms)
Teacher-Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie
RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student-Ummeed Mat Haro
Shadi K Bhad B Ladki Pat Sakti Hai.
145 chars (1 sms)
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: Born In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: Americans ... ;->
125 chars (1 sms)
Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,
Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,
Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,
Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You
Shocked ?
Actully Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..
To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"
Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
170 chars (2 sms)