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Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,
Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.
Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.
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Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht bhooka hun.
Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?
Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.
Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.
177 chars (2 sms)
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
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Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!
270 chars (2 sms)
Tamaam din khud ko “SAMAITTAY” huway guzer jata hai
“Dost ”
Shaam ko us ki “YADAIN” mujhy phir tor diti hain..!!!
115 chars (1 sms)
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
295 chars (2 sms)
Bhula kar humahin wo bhi na khush rhy pain ge
Smany nahi tu humary jany k bad ashk bahaain ge
Dua hai KHUDA say k us ko kabhi ghum na dyna
Wo tu bardash kar lain gy hum na kar pain ge...!!!
192 chars (2 sms)
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...
"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"
348 chars (3 sms)
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun
Saath Deta Hai ?
Mom/Dad ? - NO
Husband/Wife ? - NO
Friends ? - NO
LOVE ? - NO
Only.........
Ur CHAPPALS !
Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
193 chars (2 sms)
A,B,C,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
S,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
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1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
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thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.
159 chars (1 sms)
Koi Dikha K Roye,
Koi Chupa K Roye,
Humain Rulanay Walay,
Humain Rula K Roye,
Marna Ka Maza To Tab Hai Yaro,
Jab Qatil Bhi Janazay Per Aa Ker Roye,
149 chars (1 sms)
Koi Na Melay To Kismat Se Ghila Nhi Krty,
AkSr Log Mel Kr Bi Mela Nhi Krty,
Har Shaakh Par Bahaar Aati Hy Zaror,
Par Har Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krty,
155 chars (1 sms)
Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo,
Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aitbar Karo,
Roz Nikla Karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aansoo,
Itna Kabhi Na Kisi Se Pyaar Kia Karo,
151 chars (1 sms)
Koi Ankhon Se Baat Ker Leta Hai,
Koi Ankhon Mein Mulaqat Ker Leta Hai,
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi Khamosh Reh Ker Sawaal Ker Leta Hai,
150 chars (1 sms)
ap main se jo koi bhe pehli martaba Hajj ya Umrah par jayey to Khana Kaaba pr pehli nazar partey hee ye dua mangey," Ya Allah Muje Mustajab al Dua bana de Aameen,:kaaba ko pehli nazar main dekh kr jo bhee dua mangi jayey woh qabool hoti hai , so plz remember
258 chars (2 sms)