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Do u want 2 know who is our GOD ?
go to ''Write Msg'',
activate dictionary English(T9 font) & press 7273687 Number Buttons
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English Wonder
These Words Have Something In Common...
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven
Could U identify ?
In each of the words listed,
Move 1st letter to the end of the word and read backwards.
It spells the same... (:->
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Shahi Mewa
Pepsi Cola
Ding Dong Bubble
5 Star Molty Foam
National Tomato Ketchup
Shan Chat Masala
Matro Agarbatti
Millat Fan
Rooh Afza
Lado Sabun
Dawlance
Nokia
Nazpan Masala
Metro Bus
Geo Tv Netwark
Gold Leaf
Bio Amala
PIA
Dawn Bread
English Tooth Paste
Tibbat Cream
Bonanza
Ariel
Ponstan Tablets
Rose Patel
Lukmani Manjan
Picaso Pen
Haleeb Milk
Bata Shoes
Banane waloon..
AuR Meri Taraf sAy Aap Ko . . .
/-/ EiD MUBARAK /-/
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What Is, Is In Love (S6)
I’m a moth circling the light of the beloved’s face.
Give me your soul-nourishing hand, and nothing else.
If my body is cut from head to toe,
Every joint is love’s abode, and nothing else.
When the drum of “Am I not your Lord?” was beaten,
to test the friend from the enemy,
when the Friend asked, He heard His answer:
I said the name of love, and nothing else.
(Carl’s English poetic experiment:
I said “trouble!” but that’s
love, and nothing else.)
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We have 26 LETTERS in English.
But before 1947, we had only 24 letters.
Do u know y ?
Bcoz ''U'' and ''I'' were not born at tat time... ;->
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Tournament
Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,
Tournament Matlab
Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!
Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,
Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!
Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)
Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain
Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll
Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament
Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"
Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa
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Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
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a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
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Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->
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SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)
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Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
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In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
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1 Pathan 2sre Pathan Se- Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hy" ki English Kia Hogi
2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hy
"The Roza Is Touching To Me...." =P ;)
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Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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