Search Results for 'long'
" RAMAZAN MUBARIK "
May ALLAH bestowed u peace, serenity , tranquality and health in this HOLY MOINTH of ramazan Along with his blessing and bliss.
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Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
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Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
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I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
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Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
344 chars (3 sms)
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Guess
Pakistan railway track
u can use it from karachi to khaber
Proud to be a Pakistani.
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Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
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*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
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High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
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