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Apni aarzuon ko dil hi me maar dalo or dilon ko in me na marne do [hazart umer bin abdul aziz r.h]
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Beshak jo log bin dekhe apne rab se darte hain un k lye bakhshish aur bahut bara ajar e azeem hai .(surah mulk-12)
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Tum bhi kar k dekh lo kisi se muhabbat aae dost
jan lo ge hum muskarana kion bhol gae.
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the hardest thing in life is to explain the reason how much you are true and sincere with someone.
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Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
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Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
Zaroorat Khan.
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Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
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Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
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Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:
Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye
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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
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Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.
Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
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Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.
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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
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Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
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Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
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