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Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P
152 chars (1 sms)
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
148 chars (1 sms)
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango
Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain
Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
114 chars (1 sms)
Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...
Of Course you know the first one :)
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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)
143 chars (1 sms)
1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha
Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?
Usny kaha
Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn
158 chars (1 sms)
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate,
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate,
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
199 chars (2 sms)
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!
134 chars (1 sms)
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,
jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge,
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab,
duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!
161 chars (2 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)
Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain
kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain
k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain
155 chars (1 sms)
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi
139 chars (1 sms)
Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.
164 chars (2 sms)
Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya.
chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya,
kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
151 chars (1 sms)