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Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
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Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
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Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
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Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....
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Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
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Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
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If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"Inside Life ENDs!"
But...
If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!"
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
So try to make your inside GOOD!
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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what Ill do forever..
Good night
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Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! good night.
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When an angel came to me,
He asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said Please take care of the person
whos reading this message.
Good night!
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Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle
good night
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Ae taer la hoti is rizk se moot ache
Jis rizk se aati ho perwaz man kotahi
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Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)
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Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
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Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
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Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
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