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Riddle:
One Car Rs 4
One Bike 50 Paisa
One Cycle 25 Paisa
Purchase 20 Vehicals in 20rs,
It is necessary to purchase every thing at-least one.
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Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
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India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
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Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai
Kya Kar Raha Hai..
Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi
Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
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Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
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Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife
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Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
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Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
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Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?
Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
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Sardar''s 60th B''day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!
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Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar : Ya
I Know
Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?
Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
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