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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
162 chars (2 sms)
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
144 chars (1 sms)
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
162 chars (2 sms)
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
128 chars (1 sms)
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
151 chars (1 sms)
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
92 chars (1 sms)
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
184 chars (2 sms)
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
144 chars (1 sms)
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
143 chars (1 sms)
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
88 chars (1 sms)
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
144 chars (1 sms)
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
89 chars (1 sms)
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
84 chars (1 sms)