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I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
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Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
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Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
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i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
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Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen
paas aao
paas aao
paas aao
rukoooooooooooo!
pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
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Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.
WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.
Kitab k Front page K Liey
Kitab ka Naam hai
QABAR KA AZAB.
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Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..
TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..
G Basheer g
Basheer G...!!
Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
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Tum Paas Aey..
Yun Muskuraey..
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..
Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...
Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
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American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai
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Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
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