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BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
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Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
219 chars (2 sms)
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
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Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
170 chars (2 sms)
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
155 chars (1 sms)
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam
tuuuuu nahi jayega!
145 chars (1 sms)
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
139 chars (1 sms)
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
147 chars (1 sms)
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?
Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?
Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?
Nahi Na ! ! !
Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
202 chars (2 sms)
Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->
321 chars (3 sms)
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?
Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of
ZOO. We got all the animals except u
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Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,
Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,
Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?
K Mera Dost ?
Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
172 chars (2 sms)
Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?
Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!
Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die
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Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!
168 chars (2 sms)