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The perfect guy is not the one who has the most money or the most handsome you will meet. He is the one who knows how to make you smile and will takecare of you each and every day until the end of time.
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True love is worth waiting for even if it takes a life time. then in return a life time of love will be waiting for you.
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Hazret Ali se ksi ne pucha
"yeh kese pata chale ga k jo pareshani ya musebet hem pe ai hey wo Allah ki tref se saza hey ya azmaish".
Aap ne jwab men frmaya
"jo musebet tujhe Allah ki tref le jay wo azmaish hey jo musebet tujhe Allah se dur kr dey wo saza hey".
263 chars (2 sms)
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
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Arz Kia He
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati
Wah Wah kia bat hai
Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati
\(',') Girl FRIEND
'..(> Moti Ho
Me Nahi aati.
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/ \ @ @ oye teri khair itni moti.....
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Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
132 chars (1 sms)
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,
Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,
Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,
Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
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Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,
Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,
Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,
Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
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*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
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Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
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//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
154 chars (1 sms)
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
114 chars (1 sms)
can u read fast in english !
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A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
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Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
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Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
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Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
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