Search Results for 'waqt'
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..
308 chars (2 sms)
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
253 chars (2 sms)
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.
Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.
Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.
Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.
Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!
Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.
Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.
Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,
Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
460 chars (3 sms)
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
174 chars (2 sms)
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
158 chars (1 sms)
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
166 chars (2 sms)
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
?
?
?
Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
160 chars (1 sms)
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
150 chars (1 sms)
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
140 chars (1 sms)
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
152 chars (1 sms)
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
145 chars (1 sms)