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Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.
Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.
Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
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Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
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1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
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Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai
Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?
Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
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SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
" HOUSE FULL "
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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
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Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
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Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
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Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.
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itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...
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Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...
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Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!
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