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Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA''S Soap,BABA''S Paste,BABA''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA''S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
152 chars (1 sms)
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
341 chars (3 sms)
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: 2
1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
204 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
180 chars (2 sms)
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
209 chars (2 sms)
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
141 chars (1 sms)
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
128 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
332 chars (3 sms)
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
161 chars (2 sms)
1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs
In The Purse.
We Can Take 50-50
Santa: OK..OK
What About The
Remaining 900..!
153 chars (1 sms)
How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?
You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)