Search Results for 'g'
Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?
Boy: Azaad parinday
Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu
Whatsapp ke aulaad ?? ??
118 chars (1 sms)
University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain
Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen ??
107 chars (1 sms)
Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote
toh university mein top kar leta main
Grandpa: Coughs ?? ??
103 chars (1 sms)
She: kia kerte ho?
Me: CA
She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant
Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
101 chars (1 sms)
Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana hai
Relationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai
90 chars (1 sms)
Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass
Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli
Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??
107 chars (1 sms)
Aik charsi bus mein chars pee raha tha
Sath wale seat per beth ker baba jee boly
Tum jahanm me ke rasty per ja rahe ho
Charsi bola oye beghaito rukho
Mein te gujranwala jana se ?? ??
186 chars (2 sms)
Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai
KOi larka line he ni marti ??
Bas dekhte he kehti hai
pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke ?? ??
149 chars (1 sms)
Thora Mukhtalif Hai Lekin
Itna Bhi Pechida Nahi Mizaj Hamara,,
,
Jo Samajh Gaya To Pur-Khuloos Thehry,
Jo Na Samjha To Maghrur Thehry..!
137 chars (1 sms)
Beautiful dress can change the personality ...
''
but
''
Beautiful behavior can change your life ..
103 chars (1 sms)
True Lines..
"Pehli Baar Hamesha Hum
Ghalat Logon Ko Pasand Ker Lete Hen,,
,
Aur Jab Achay Log milty Hen To
Hum Aitbaar Kerna Chhor Chuky Hoty Hen.."
152 chars (1 sms)
Don't say:
"My bad luck..!"
.
Take the limits off and
dare to believe and say:
"Alhamdulillah, ALLAH has something better in store for me..!"
144 chars (1 sms)
Jab Hum Chote The To
Sone Ke Liye Rone Ka Natak Krte The..
.
Par Aaj Hum Jab Bade Ho Gaye Hen To
Rone Ke Liye Sone Ka Natak Krte Hen..
It"s True..
147 chars (1 sms)
Yar ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,
.
.
Vitamin SHE
ki kami hay…
151 chars (1 sms)
Dusray Log Jitna Bhi Kha Len,
Moty Nahi Hoty..
Ek Hum Hen K
Agar "Dhoka" Bhi Kha Len To
Moty Hony Lagty Hen.. ;-p :-D
121 chars (1 sms)